If You Give A Mom A Muffin.....

A friend of mine emailed this to me and I was hilarious. I JUST had to share. Enjoy!

If you give a mom a muffin, She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks.
She'll
remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the
washer,
she'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the
freezer
will remind her she has to plan supper. She will get out a pound of
hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook (101 Things To Make With A
Pound
of Hamburger.) The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She
will
see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her
checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by
her
two-year-old the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and
hang
up. She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for
coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She
will pour herself some. And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee,
her
kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

By Kathy Fictorie, based on "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie" by Laura
Numeroff